O lado bom da vida.

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Bom humor, cinismo, desprezo radical aos valores e preconceitos contemporâneos sempre se revelam como soluções imediatas ao cotidiano amargo, irônico por ser imcompreensível. Mas tudo isso só funciona se não for levado a sério. Sorria e nem sempre a vida sorrirá para você, mas continue sorrindo.

O vídeo acima é um trecho do filme Life of Brian, do grupo de comédia inglesa Monty Python, também autores do filme O sentido da vida. Pioneiros do estilo Groucho Marx na TV, avós e tataravós dos humoristas do tipo SNL e Casseta & Planeta, Monty Python ou The Pythons foram os criadores e intérpretes da série cômica Monty Python’s Flying Circus, um programa de televisão britânico que foi ao ar pela primeira vez em 5 de outubro de 1969. Como série televisiva, consistiu de 45 episódios divididos em 4 temporadas. Entretanto o fênomeno Python não se limitou a apenas isso, espalhando-se por shows, filmes, programas de rádio e diversos jogos de computador e livros, além de lançar seus seis integrantes ao estrelato.

Every Sperm Is Sacred

Artist: Monty Python
Album: The Meaning Of Life

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
CHILDREN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
GIRL:
Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can’t be found.
CHILDREN:
Every sperm is wanted.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.
MUM:
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.
MEN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
WOMEN:
If a sperm is wasted,…
CHILDREN:
…God get quite irate.
PRIEST:
Every sperm is sacred.
BRIDE and GROOM:
Every sperm is good.
NANNIES:
Every sperm is needed…
CARDINALS:
…In your neighbourhood!
CHILDREN:
Every sperm is useful.
Every sperm is fine.
FUNERAL CORTEGE:
God needs everybody’s.
MOURNER #1:
Mine!
MOURNER #2:
And mine!
CORPSE:
And mine!
NUN:
Let the Pagan spill theirs
O’er mountain, hill, and plain.
HOLY STATUES:
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that’s spilt in vain.
EVERYONE:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite iraaaaaate!

DAD:
There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I’ve never been one of them.

I’m a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They’ll take you as soon as you’re warm.

You don’t have to be a six-footer.
You don’t have to have a great brain.
You don’t have to have any clothes on. You’re
A Catholic the moment Dad came,
Because

kntz @ July 20, 2008